Enough About Tiger Already!

I can't believe it but the media is still talking about Tiger and picking apart his "apology" trying to analyze whether or not he's sincere. Again, let me say for the record, NO-ONE CARES. The public doesn't care. In fact, everyone I know groans whenever his name is mentioned. Enough already! Want to make sure he is "cured"? I hear castration works pretty well. At least that's what they did back in the day before "sex addiction" clinics existed. If the media doesn't put an end to this constant drivel and ridiculous coverage, the general population will experience learned aversion to his name. I think it's starting already. Now, whenever I hear his name I feel nauseous. I dunno. Maybe that's what they're going for...